What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:30
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
What is your review of working in EY?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Sure no problem officer.
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
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